Honda Rube Goldberg Machine

Japanese Rube Goldberg Machines

Lunesta Spoof Commercial

Lego Man does Numa Numa

Bush Meets Moses

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

George W. Bush approached the man and inquired, "Are you Moses?"

The man ignored George W. Bush and stared at the ceiling.

George W. Bush positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "You really look like Moses. Are you Moses?"

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.

Finally, George W. Bush tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once more, "Are you Moses?"

Irritated, the man finally responded.

"Yes, I am."

"Why were you being so uppity?" George W. Bush asked.

Moses replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness."

Thanks, Allen!

Mom My Ride! - A Spoof of a Popular TV Show

What a 3 year old would do to a monster...

Use the force, Fido!

Deck Sling - For Squirrels or Chipmunks

Wow... Makes me wish I had a deck! Thanks, Nate!

1988 Dodge Aries Spoof Commercial

Don't Buy Stuff You Can't Afford!

From back when SNL was funny:

The Alien Song - An oldie, but goodie!

I just can't seem to get enough of this one:

Time lapse of the building where I work...

Here's a video of the building of the Wamego Telephone Company office... It is a little over 18 minutes long.

A Swallowed Coin

A small boy was playing on the street in Killarney when he accidentally swallowed a coin which then became stuck in his throat.

With the boy choking, his mother ran along the street screaming for help.

Luckily, a passer-by intervened and hit the boy hard on the back so he coughed up the coin. "Oh thank you so much, doctor," said the mother.

"I'm not a doctor," said the passer-by, "I work for the Internal Revenue Service."

At The Gunpowder Factory...

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, an inquiry begins.

One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson," says the investigator, "you were near the scene - what happened ?"

"Well, it's like this. Old Charley was in the mixing room, and I saw him take a cigarette out of his pocket and light up."

"He was smoking in the mixing room?" the investigator said in stunned horror, "How long had he been with the company?"

"About 20 years, sir"

"20 years in the company, then he goes and strikes a match in the mixing room, I'd have thought it would have been the last thing he'd have done."

"It was, sir."

Police Quotes

• #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just went through."
• #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
• #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
• #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
• #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
• #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
• #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
• #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
• #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
• #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
• #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
• #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
• #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
• #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
• #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police ) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
• AND THE WINNER IS....
• #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

Catalina Island, Avalon at Night

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Catalina Island, Avalon Casino - Nighttime

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